Ok.

ALL THIS IS MEANT AS HIGHEST COMPLIMENT. I HAVE NEVER BEEN ONE TO FEEL THAT ANY OF THE HOUSES HAVE AN INHERENTLY NEGATIVE CONNOTATION.

My reasons could be as simple as I think you would look good in the house colors.

And why would I have put you on here if I didn't hold you in high regard. I wouldn't.

Harry Potter House Assignments:

RAVENCLAW

Paul Deiss

Brett Ambler
Emily Becker
Richard Koch

Ali Thibodeau

Jon Perez
Susan Sanford

Maggie Roop

Rachel Abrams

Frank Creasy

Lisa Kotula

Aly Wepplo

David Janeski

Erin Thomas

Deb Clinton

Robin Harris-Jones

HUFFLEPUFF

Durron Tyre

Joe Doran

Jen Meharg

Ellie Atwood (Hufflepuff Homecoming Queen)

Fern Rivadeniera

Peggy Thibodeau

Sean Dunavant

Cory Williams

Matt Shofner

Tony Foley

Jennings Whiteway

Michael Vandergrift

Alia Bisharat

Jacquie O'Connor

Brandon Becker

GRYFFINDOR

Hannah Zold

John Story

Tom Width*

Joseph Papa (though he yearns to be in Hufflepuff)

Robyn O'Neill

Ginnie Willard (Captain of Quidditch)

Chase (descended from long line of Hufflepuffs)

Wendy Gentile
Lucas Hall

Eric Stallings

Drew Siegla

Sandy Dacus

Adam Dorland

Joy Williams

Hanna Clinton

Mary-Page Nance
Vicki McLeod

SLYTHERIN

ROBIN ARTHUR (how I managed to forget that one)

Sam Pinkleton

Katrinah Lewis

The Debra

Janine Serresseque (the hat had trouble with this)

Matt Hackman

Joe Pabst

Michael Hawke

Mackenzie Mercer

Eric Williams

Sean Williams

Jill Bari

Chris Stewart
John Hagadorn

AMPLEBUFFER

Audra Honaker

Jason Marks- Choir Teacher at Hogwarts School of Wizardry.

Ford Flannagan- Defense Against the Darks Arts teacher

Steve Perigard- Greenhouse tenderperson. Can just see him with his snips. In green.

Robert Throckmorton- Minerva McGonagall

Scott Wichmann- House Elf

I was watching an episode of The Office yesterday online and it was having trouble "buffering" so I thought, I bet if I went up to the tv and pressed my chest against it it would be amply buffered.

Then realized "Amplebuffer" is a top-notch name for a Hogwarts house. And that I would be in it. And the hat would cry out (very confusedly) AMPLEBUFFER! And Audra Mason is the only one in this house! AND- she's a Muggle! How did she get in here?

And then I would have to sit at my own small round table in the great hall and eat pancakes at meals.

And I would have a cape with glitter and kittens and hippos on it.

And my lost cat Jack Cheese would be my owl.

And because I was a Muggle, I would have no spells, except for the spell "AGOIGUM!" which I will scream as I run up to you and yank down your pants.

Everyone there will be very annoyed by me.

And when I somehow get into Diagon Alley, I will go to the wand store and Mr. Ollivander will excuse himself upon meeting me to run across the street to the Weasley's toy store and buy one of those oversized pencils like we used in "Urinetown." He will present this to me and tell me it is "pine with a core of graphite." And I will wave this around and have it next to my plate when I eat.

I am very pleased with this.

If I have forgotten anyone, or if you would like to be re-sorted, do let me know.