I have no idea if this is available for people to read.

My hamster is still alive. He has gone missing twice. This is both exciting and impressive because tis thrilling to know that there is a living link sausage with a sizable scrotum risking his life under your sofa, and impressive than in order for said sausage (Southampton) to be escaped at all he has to open his cage and free fall seven feet to the hardwood floor. Once there he must evade two cats. Well, one large elegant homosexual cat with extra toes and one dumpy orange critter who thinks he's a puppy and who ate off his own tail. 

But he's back in his cage now. 

I did light my candle that smells like birthday cakes which I have had since college. I decided to light it because Erin Thomas has a lovely brown candle on her living room coffee table the flavor of which I believe is acting and mahogany. 

I am going to order Chinese for dinner.

I wonder if this is going to be viewable by people. I don't know how to make that happen. Not sure I want to. But I do like reading Janine's blog so I suppose someone might want to read mine. Not Tom. Tom will say he would rather scrape the plaque off his prostate with a cube of jello than have anything to do with blogs. 

The fancy gray cat I mentioned earlier seems to be chronically sobbing mucus. Only out of his left eye. Should trundle him down to the vet. 

It's almost time for Jeopardy.